tHe ReAL BeNnYBoY

My day yesterday nd stuff

2004-12-14T11:08:00.000+08:00

My day yesterday nd stuff

hehe gday evry1,

well yesterday was pretty kool. I had swimming in the morning wich i had 4goten about the nite be4 so i stayed up reely late and then jus be4 i went 2 bed i realise *shit i hav swimming* so i was incredibly buggered the nxt morning. Swimming was pretty hard coz we jus did... lots of stuff lol. I counted that i did about 1850 metres wich is more than i would normally walk!... only coz im reely lazy.

So yeh i came bak from swimming, sat on the couch, eating my breakfast, watching blues clues. I learnt... that 'special' dogs... are blue!! Then wen i finished breakfast i went on da net and sed gday 2 my homie g neighbour prawi nd yeh. Then sum stuff hapend wich i cant remember but i was watchin tv agen and my dad came out with my report!!!

I was a lil bit nervous coz i thought that my report was gona be shithouse but it was actualy pretty nifty..!!! I actually got an A 4 german wich is bullshit becoz i got like 60-70% in nearly all my tests in 4th term.. but i gess i cant complain. Then i herd lots of noise outside the house and so me prawi nd michael went outside nd we saw rach mik brooke and weenie!! i went and sed howdy.

Then.. i went up 2 the cricket nets with olly wich waas pretty kool but it was boiling hot so we only played 4 bout an hour. HAHA and then a reely funny thing happend. We wer sitting down tlkin and then this wasp came and it flew reely close 2 my face and i was like oohhh shit. So we ran a bit away from it.. but then it came closer 2 us. And while it was in mid-air.. olly threw and cricket ball at it and he hit it!!! it was so funny. Yet wile we wer laughin.. we forgot 2 kill it and wen olly went 2 stand on it, it flew away reely angrily and so we sprinted away.

After a wile we finaly went bak 2 get our stuff coz the wasp was around our bags, so we each got a cricket pad 4 self defence and went in2 get our bags. Jus as we grabbed our bags, a wasp was flying around and olly ditched another cricket ball at it... and gess wat?? he hit it agen!!! except this time it was dead. And after that he squished another one with my pad. So finally after all that we went up 2 the shops 2 grab sumfin 2 eat.. wich by that time was bout 2.30.

So the lesson here guys, is that... always try 2 throw a cricketball at a wasp.. because even if ur as unco as olly u can probaly hit it. Oh yeh and try not 2 get stung.

bennyboy

Yesterday and prawi's unlucky farts

2004-12-13T03:06:00.000+08:00

Yesterday and prawi's unlucky farts

Well yesterday was a pretty good day. I went 2 the city with ben, andrew and lozza from about 11 to 4 and we jus walked around and played hide nd seek in myers. I bought a new necklace and a coldplay cd (a rush of blood to the head) so yeh that was pretty fun.

Anyways wen i finally got home (bus routes wer all changed becuz of the christmas pagent) wich was at about 5, i hopped onto the computer... did nuthing jus chat 2 ppl. Then wile i was dissing matt carter (dude in yr9) my homie neighbours shane and prawi came over becuz their parents wer out and they wer hanging out wid my bro as well. And then 4 sum reason prawi came into my room nd we started playin counter strike agenst michael and shane. That got sorta boring so i decided to go on msn. No1 was online so i sed screw this, had dinner and then went over 2 prawi's.

Now, 4 another reason unknown we started playin shane warne cricket 1999 (this random cheepo game that prawi scabed) and soz we had 2 do sumthin coz michael and prawi wer tryin to stay up 4 a full 24 hours, and they had been up since 2am yesterday morning. So it was like 9-10pm or sumfin so we wer sorta tired and basicaly this game was the only thing keepin us awake.. that and the coke i kept drinking.

At the begginning we wer doin reely shit lol. We wer behind in the first inns by like 200 runs. By the beginning of our second inns we needed like 400 runs nd we wer like fuck!!! So yeh we calculated how many runs we needed per wicket, since it didnt matter how much time was left because.. i dont know we just did how many runs we needed per wiket.

We wer doin reely well towards the end. It was like 5-350 so we wer sayin yeh wer gona win and not concentrating. And then just as prawi started to get too relaxed he let a few rip and because i was laughin and punching prawi i got 4 people out!! so it was 9-365 and we needed 426. We started concentrating agen and just as we needed 15 runs, i got out!!

So, as u can see, there is a lesson in this. Never play computer games that require minimal concentration wen prawi is around. He smells... especialy coz him and my brother made a bet 2 see hoo could go the longest without a shower.. and prawi won!!... except he still hasnt had a shower since he won.. wich scares me.

bennyboy

Fresh and New start 2 my webbie

2004-12-11T14:05:00.000+08:00

Fresh and New start 2 my webbie

wooo its been ages since i updated my blog but i finally did and so yeh check it out evry now and agen and be sure 2 leave a message in my tagboard hehe.

Now tonnes of stuff has happened since my last update but nothing that i can remember atm so yeh ill jus start from wats been happenin recently and ill work my way through

We had speech nite last monday (cant remember date) wich was reely boring but sorta sad as the yr12s left wesley 4 ever. I gess it wasnt reely all that sad 4 me but lots of the parents and stuff wer sad. After speech nite we got 2 go on holidays!! basicaly 2 weeks earlier than any other skool around here hehe so like evry morning i go outside and see kids walkin 2 skool and i think... well i dont think i jus sorta point and laugh until theyr gone and ppl think im crazy

also im startin cricket nxt yr and iv got most of my stuff alredy wich is gona be really kool. and.... thats about it. 2mro im goin 2 the city wid ben and andrew and his sister 2 look 4 pink tshirts woo they kik ass and then on wednesday thers cin and demis party wich is proly gona be wiked so i got stuff 2 look 4ward 2 4 the next few days. Im also goin down 2 bunbury 4 christmas wich is gona be sooooo wiked.

hehe anyways stay tuned ill blog more often then i hav been lol

bennyboy

Kieran Drew... tHe StUd MuNkeY!!

2004-09-24T09:33:00.000+08:00

Kieran Drew... tHe StUd MuNkeY!!

(hehe well this story was about what happened while i was waiting to get my photo stuff taken...)

Kieran Drew is this guy thats in Yr12 and plays the piano heeps good. Hes pretty short and is quite odd generally most of the time! Anyway it was really funny because ever since the Jesus Christ superstar after party thing, everyone has been giving him shit about 'Digesting a girl's face' ahhaa (if you dont get it ur an ass and just ask me). Everyone has also been calling him Stud Monkey because of that incident.

Well when i was waiting to get my photo for something, Kieran was there as well and Mr Carr-White brought up the subject of how he was being a 'cannibal' heheh and he was gettin sort of embarrased and stuff and so i decided to wrap it up by doin a hand imitation of the stud monkey eating his victim so i went and showed him... and i gess he took it the wrong way!!

Anyways before i knew it i was running away from him while laughing to death and calling him stud monkey, cannibal/hannibal, animal, face digester and lame stuff like that and the list goes on and then i tripped over and hit my bruised shin on this metal thing in the hall and it hurt like hell... and yeh! It was soo funny watching him silently explode while i told some of the other people who didnt know why he was called stud monkey and he couldnt do anything about it!!!

So remember dudes and dudettes, if you ever see or hear of keiran, remember that he is a stud monkey!!! hehe thnx peeps

BeNnYBoY

The Interschool Athletics

2004-09-20T09:59:00.000+08:00

The Interschool Athletics

Hey peeps sorry i didnt write about the aths yesterday i coodnt be stuffed!! i was at prawi's house doin jack sh*t.. neways the Interschool Athletics carnival was really fun! I was the reserve for the 200m but then i ended up running!! What happened was the guy who was supposed to run the 200m was a boarder and has been his grandma's house since tuesday trying to get better, so i sorta half expected to run the race.

As like the Quads, i let David white use my aths t-shirt so i cood use his spikes. As soon as david finished his race i was rushing to try and get over to the track early so i could prepare myself. I didnt realise that i was like 30 min early but that was ok because i got to tlk to some of the guys that i was racing. It was about 15 min before the race that i actually realised that i was racing siddu!! (for you ppl who dont know him he used to go 2 wesley and hes a hell fast sprinter).

Anyways it was about 5 mins before the race that we finally got our blocks so we could adjust them! And thanks to prawi i actually knew how to set out my block properly unlike last week! I had a pretty good lane (6) because i didnt have a tight bend to run.

The race started and i was doing reely shit in the first 50-70 metres!! i was last and by a lot. And as my legs started to get reely tired, i got pumped and pushed through it, still coming last!! I gave it all i got and i got... LAST!! But it wasnt a major thrashing... just a loss!! The rest of the day i just spend walking around watching all my friends race!!

Anyways overall it was a reely good day and on either monday or tuesday mr de bes is gona tell me what time i got wich im reely happy about!! cya

BeNnYBoY

Today - The Ranga!!

2004-09-18T10:05:00.000+08:00

Today - The Ranga!!

Well today was a pretty easy day because i hav all of my easy periods. The only main event of the day was gettin a white spu wich i think i hav lost!! anyways ill get straight to the point... 'The Story Of The Ranga'.

As you may know, there is a really rangarish guy in yr8 who's name is Matthew Venter. But of course, being a ranga isn't his only quality. He has the ability to have everlasting phsyco energy which is really funny to watch. An example of this was when we were walking home!

He was trying to tell me and duff all these really random stories wich was reely annoying... hehe. Then he tried to chuck his bag and a bird!! *And then we saw a cat on the pathway and then venter goes 'come here puss!! come here...' and the cat looked at him and he was like OMG!! and then it ran away from him!!! And then wen we got 2 my house he was eating a muffin and it went all over my floor and then he tried to be kool and play my bass reely phsycoly and did heeps of other stuff wen i wasn't listening.. thank god!

So remember.... Venter is a ranga!! and wen u see him next time... point and laugh at his hair and say from ben sherry!!! cheers

BeNnYBoY

ReGiOnALz nD ArT FaIr {and other stuff...}

2004-09-16T10:14:00.000+08:00

ReGiOnALz nD ArT FaIr {and other stuff...}

The last few days have been quite interesting. First of all, yesterday i found out that i made the east regional team for hockey is reely kool!! The competition starts in a few weeks so that is something to look forward to. Also this morning in CHOIR!!!!.... evry1 was stuffing around and me and kane came to notice just how angry, angry dave was!! Ask me about it! And the highlight of the last few days was the arts fair!! It started of at about 10:50 at the beggining of recess and there was a band and chalk and... lots of chalk!! i wrote my name on evrything! i hope they dont clean it off... hehehe and then at lunch there was a sausage sizzle and this brazillian band thing and crosby and cameron wer busking and it was very kool!! and i missed 20 minutes of maths wich was the best bit!!!! yay!! And that just about wraps it up!! cya evry1

BeNnYBoY

skoolness tuesday 14th sept

2004-09-15T04:28:00.000+08:00

skoolness tuesday 14th sept

heyloo...

im at skool in mr masons room. Ali keeps dissing my website... im sad. But im still kool coz i hav a tag board ha..ha.ahahaha..hhaha.h... yes... duff: hi ali ur an enormous ass... hole. suk my balls mofo... p.s ashton has no penis... wise words by duff... check my webbie 2nite coz i will say some more stuff bout wat has been hapoppening lately... and venters a ranga... and im hasian and so is gan. And chris has fleas... cooper is... cooper like (had to say sumfin) and ali is a faggot... mwahahaha

bye yall..

bennyboy

The Quads

2004-09-12T11:32:00.000+08:00

The Quads

Well as some as you mite not know, today was the Quadrangular athletics competition between Wesley, Scotch, Christchurch and Guilford.

Today basically started when i went on msn this morning and started talking to prawi and we met up and just stuffed around for a wile. It was at about 11:10am when we left home and walked over to the shops. Then we finally got to the bus and we ended up bein 20 minutes early and so we waited for ages until we finally got onto the bus and left.

It was kool going to perry lakes because it was the first time i had been there, let alone a proper athletics stadium so i was pretty excited and pretty pumped... even though i was in only one race!!

We went for our warm-up lap for a jog and evry1 seemed 2 be pretty pumped and we did stretches and that sort of thing. I asked David White if i could borrow his spikes because i was worried if i didnt hav the best running gear on, i wood get my ass kicked!!! He also borrowed my athletics t-shirt thing.

After hurrying and running around after people and bits of clothes, i finally rushed over to the place where the 200m races were going to start to find out that i was again 20 minutes early! I waited around for ages impaciently while i watched my friends do the discus!

After about 30 minutes, the 200m were about to start. I grabbed my block, made my way to lane 5 and made sure that my block was adjusted right. I was reely nervous because all the guys i was racing against were huge tank guys and i was just like this scrawny little shit!! lol! but i was pretty pumped so i wasnt going to let myself come last!

BANG!! And the runners were off! And i was absolutely sprinting my heart out! The first 100 metres were easy and i was doing really well... possibly about 3rd or 4th! Then came every1 else stock pile of energy and i just coodn't keep up.. giving myself a placing of 7th.

The top time in our race was about 27.70 and the worst time in our race was 30.53, my time being 30.04 so the race was very close! if i had run 1 second faster it would have put me 3 placings ahead! Talk about dead heat!

All on all, today was a really fun day. Me and my frends just hanged out and i went around and watched lots of my frends race and jump and throw! Another good thing about today is that i made it into a position in the interschool athletics team!!! And i am really happy about that... even though im only a reserve!!

Cya readers,